The table was a gnarled, monstrous thing. A girthy burgundy oaken titan, hacked from the base of an ancient Hearthwood. There was something strange and morose about celebrating life on something so dead, but this thought never occurred to Rootwarden Dwarves. The banquet was set. 9 courses prepared by each of the three dwarven families across the realm. Bristle-boar jerky, iron-plate steak, smoked troll tongue, pickled cave-moss, molten honey cake, ruby-beet stew, miners mash, cinder-squash pottage, and bloodberry chowder. This was served with pints upon pints of molten-stout and gravel grog, frothy strong ales that never stopped flowing. A few of the more seasoned drinkers favoured a potent homebrew called Mithril Moonshine, which as Borin Rockbrow, the village elixirist often said, "kicked like a mirth-ox on heat." The air was thick with the scent of smoked meats and fermenting ale, a heady aroma that clung to the cobblestone walls like molasses. Old Grumpen Forgehammer, his...